shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

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africandad:

unwisely:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

nope

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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white lips pale face i hate the entire human race

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2 days ago with 227,108 notes

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

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2 days ago with 397,217 notes

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

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2 days ago with 355,004 notes

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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2 days ago with 567,223 notes

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

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2 days ago with 353,961 notes

virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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2 days ago with 271,637 notes

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