I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via bl00dandchemistry)

18 hours ago with 451,055 notes


ugly today

ugly tomorrow

ugly forever

(via confirmance)

18 hours ago with 24,073 notes
  • girl:babe come over
  • boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl:my parents aren't home
  • boy:I know
18 hours ago with 217,097 notes


raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via m0nsterful)

18 hours ago with 365,602 notes


im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via m0nsterful)

18 hours ago with 33,600 notes
  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it
19 hours ago with 453,389 notes


hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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19 hours ago with 269,222 notes


maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby

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19 hours ago with 1,771 notes


do you ever see a picture of someone that you used to be so close to and you just remember everything you did together and all the things you said you would do together, all the late night conversations or phone calls and remember all the good things and bad things both of you had gone through together but then you remember that they’re now just a memory and they’re not in your life anymore

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19 hours ago with 620 notes


hearin a really shitty pun

makin a really shitty pun

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19 hours ago with 78,442 notes